Born in 1942, to a circus family, I quickly became expert on the high wire as one of the 'Great Wandellos". In 1992, I left the circus after a near fatal fall into a vat of Earl Grey and became a founder member of the 'Chippendales' but became disillusioned with being a subject of female fantasy; I turned my back on stripping and joined the church in 1999. Still quite buff for an old boy, I can still be persueded to get up on stage and strip off at the annual village fete for the sake of a good cause.

Vicar

Tea and biscuits and the odd bit of crumpet.